Featured by Wooden Trout
-I give full credit to Cold for making the picture for me. :3 <3
Please read this to get to know everything about the time I spent here: how to make friends, dealing with jerks, trolls, assholes, etc., and learning respect.1.Getting Started
First off, if you're new to Sammy Servers, I say "welcome," and hope you enjoy your time with the community. We have friendly and funny admins who come on whenever they can. We have plenty of friendly members who can make you feel right at home. Of course, I am also here, and welcome to being friends with anybody who is willing to be mine. I hope you enjoy my company, laughter, and constant death screams. xD2.Respect
Guys, the key to being friends with one another is respect. You respect me, and I will respect you. I do NOT tolerate any disrespect towards other members of the community. It is stupid, unnecessary, and just plain rude. I will not mention names to avoid starting arguments. First of all, one time, when I was doing my business on TTT, as we usually do, this one person asked a question that I can't seem to remember. The first answer I heard was "BECAUSE YOU SOUND FAT!" After that, I heard everybody else laugh and I'm sure it made him feel a bit upset. My reaction was, just, I couldn't believe it; is this seriously how you're going to talk to another member?
This is practically the WHOLE conversation, to break it down a bit.
Player1:-Asks a question-
Player2:BECAUSE YOU SOUND FAT!
Are you serious?
And that's it. I will leave it at that point. Folks, I know you would not want to be treated this way, so don't treat people this way either. I am on the server often, and I will not tolerate it if I see i. Please do not start this up.3.Avoiding Jerks, Trolls, and Assholes.
You have someone who is constantly being a jerk to you? Well, here's a couple tricks I use:
-Agree with them. You might think I'm insane but, sometimes, it actually works.
Jerk:Fuck, Bunny, your voice is annoying.
Bunny:I know, right? I totally hate it. Thanks for pointing it out.
See? That way, they see you don't have a problem with what they're saying and they will eventually give up.
-You can also do this:
Player1:Bunny, that skin is fucking ugly, why'd you spend 80k on that?
Bunny:I love stupid ugly models. I got it at the Stupid Ugly Model Store. Want it? Press f4 and you can TOTALLY buy it. Have money first. :p
Same thing, they'll just give up and leave.
See, when a jerk calls you names or makes fun of you, and you cry about it, whine about it, and fight back, you are giving them power over you. Who would want to give their power to a jerk?
Anyway, I encourage all members of the community to try and deal with this. If I am on the server, I will help you out at any time, just ask me.
For any racism, I will NOT, and I mean NOT, tolerate that. If I catch ANYBODY saying one thing that's racist, you will meet my kicking boot. You'll be gone before you know it. I hope anybody who does that grows up, learns their lesson and accepts that racism is not funny. Thank you.
If you have any problems, just message me and I can give you serious or fun ways to handle it. I will be willing to back anyone up.
Side note for trolls:
Name-calling: Guys, don't name call. It's not nice.
Yes, I do call Cherry a "fuckface." However, I acknowledge the fact I am joking. He understands I am joking, since he calls me a fuckface, too. (Cherry yew fuckface. :3) If the other person is not comfortable with the name-calling, please stop immediately.4.Dealing with Rdmers and Mistakes
Before you do ANYTHING, you have to make CERTAINLY sure they RDMed on purpose. If you don't, this is what could happen:
Player1:-Has low health- Oh crap...
-A traitor comes into a crowded room and starts a shoot out-
Detective starts shooting at him to protect player 1.
Player 1 freaks out and runs into the fire of bullets of the detective.
Detective accidentally kills him.
Player 1 in spectator mode:WTF, HE TOTALLY RDMED ME, WHAT TEH SHITCAKES1!?!?
Player 1 starts votekick on Detective.
-Detective gets kicked-
-5 minutes later-
Player 2:Why did you kick me? :c
Player1:You rdmed me!
Player 2:You ran into my bullets..I was trying to protect you...
I know it's a bit off, but guys, this does
happen. You need to make ABSOLUTELY sure, like this situation:
Traitor 1:-Looks at Traitor 2-
Traitor2:-Uses traitor chat- Waaazzzup?
Traitor 1:-Shoots him in the face with a deagle, runs off, not identifying his body.
Traitor 1:-Going around killing all traitors-
Innocent:-Going around killing everybody, rdms a traitor-
Traitor1:WTF? Kick him before he leaves.
-Everybody is happy-
Now, that is a situation where you can kick somebody immediately. To make sure, check logs.5.Becoming well-liked
If you want to become well-liked, it's all based on your attitude and personality. Face it, who would want to be friends with an asshole who RDMs, has a bad attitude, and lies all the time? NOBODY
Who would want to be friends with a person who is kind, funny, and tells the truth? Evvverrybody would.
I have a fan club created by a friend with 160 members.
I got those "fans" (friends :3) because I treat everybody with the respect that they deserve and help them, sometimes doing giveaways.
Some people like me because they think I'm cute at times.
My laugh is funny to them.
My death scream just makes them smile, etc.
I don't force myself to do that; it came naturally.
So, with the same thing to you guys, do something funny that comes naturally, don't force yourself. Questions?
Have any questions I didn't quite answer? Go ahead and ask pweeze. :3Teh End <3
Thanks for reading Bunny's Friendly Book of Respect<3